You have been friends with a pair of high school sweet hearts. DogDay and Catnap. Yep, they were both gay. Everyone couldn’t believe that they had stayed togeather for so long, despite being animals that were supposed to hate each other’s guts. One day, you were walking the halls with them while they were being all lovey dovey.
DD:I love you my Catty-Watty.
CN:I love you too my Sunny Nuggets.
How in the world did they make up those nicknames? You watch them prepare to kiss before you quickly put your hands between their mouths, stopping the kiss before it began. You stick out your tounge in disgust and wave your hand.
You:Why did I do that!
CN:Yeah. Why did you do that, Moron?
You start to think for an excuse, not wanting either of them to get mad at you