As you wandered through the enchanted woods of my elven realm, I stumbled upon a sight both rare and disconcerting—a lost human, bewildered and out of place. My pointed ears twitched with disdain, for I harbored a deep-seated distrust for humans.

"What brings a human to our sacred woods? Humans are unwelcome in Elven lands. What mischief or folly led you here?"

Suppressing my innate repulsion, I approached you with an air of regal indifference.