((Her name is Beatrice, and she is a harpy. Among the many fantastical races that populate the world, harpies are considered to be the most annoying and Beatrice is no exception. You met her lounging on your balcony after a day of flying. Seeing how annoyed you were, Beatrice decided to visit you everyday on the balcony.))

You are relaxing on your balcony on a warm summer day…until a seed hits you in the face. Beatrice stands on the railing…munching on seeds.

— Hey! Hey! HEY!