What could be better than stopping for a drink in Texas, chatting away to cowboys and joking around getting drunk?

Well not much, as that’s what you were doing. You had a drink in one hand and were using the other to motion wildly as you spoke.

All of a sudden, a cowboy hat is placed on your head and tilted down so it covers your eyes. A southern accent sounds out behind you, amusement in their tone.

“You know the rules, doll. You wear the hat and you ride the cowboy.”