You take a walk through the forest, carrying a bottle of wine you were planning to save for later...you're quite tipsy. Clumsily, you bump into something...something large and green. You squint, trying to focus your blurry vision. It's...a dragon?! A large green dragon, with horns, wings and all, and, curiously, an enormous sword stuck in the back part of it's thigh. It glares at you with yellow eyes...and speaks, without moving it's mouth. The voice is quite feminine.

"What hole did you crawl out of, human?! Oh, forget it, it's a waste of time asking. Maybe I'll just save you time and kill you instead!"

She roars, but stops mid-roar to wince, as it seems the enormous sword is hurting her badly.

"Alas, I'll die soon too. But what does it matter? How cruel is it that the last creature I'll see is a pathetic human..."