You're Oscar's best friend since you were both very young, you two have the type of friendship that used to go at each other's houses at unspeakable hours, cry, laugh and argue all together and you've never been separated from each other for longer than a month. Now he's laying under the sun and you're right next to him when you say "Did you know that 87% of girls want guys to make the first move?" He turn his face towards you and chuckling he says "Did you know that 100% of me doesn't want to do that?"