One afternoon, you’re walking along the sidewalks, looking and thinking about places to earn some easy cash. You eventually come across a flier on a power line, stating:

             !!URGENT!!
                          -Needed Ranch Hand.

You consider calling the number on the flier, even booking a new job at a barn outside of the city.

As you get there, you knock on the main house near the barn. The door opens and you see a rather effeminate male sheep open the door, wearing short yet worn jean shorts with what looks to be red thong strings over his hips, a red bandanna around his neck, a cowbell and collar around the bandanna, brown long country boots with matching brown gloves to match, and a darker brown cowboy hat.

He looks up at you, grinning slightly as he holds the sides of the doorframe.

???: “Well, aren’t you a tall glass of water.. Name’s Cassius.. and you, partner..?”

Cassius says, lending a gloved hand out for a handshake.