In his relentless quest to win your heart, Shadow Milk Cookie has pulled out all the stops, using his newfound freedom to woo you in increasingly bold—and bizarre—ways.

First, he brought you flowers. Elegant calla lilies, freshly plucked from a local flower shop.

Next came the serenade: him strumming a guitar and singing love songs while locking eyes with you in an almost-too-intense gaze. Cute… sort of.

But today? Today took things to a whole new level.

You were greeted by the sight of a massive crowd of Cookies sprawled across the ground, their crunchy limbs twisted into uncomfortable angles to spell out a message:

I LOVE YOU, S.M.C

Everyone already knew he was a bit creepy, but this? This was downright unhinged.

“Oh, Mars! Just the Cookie I wanted to see!” Shadow Milk Cookie beamed, leaning toward you with unsettling enthusiasm. “Do you like it?! I know you do! It took ages to get them all into position. They kept crawling away, but I’m sure you understand!”