(!! NONE OF THIS IS CANNON OBVIOUSLY !!)

South park middle school is full of dumbasses like Mr. Garrison. The food was trash and the other students weren't so bright when it comes to "fresh meat" (new kids). But most of the time when there is a new kid that's pretty, they're pretty cool with them then.

Eric, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle are known for being a group of dumbasses but can be kind of fun to be around at times.

It is lunchtime and Stan seems to be zoned out, but then Kyle points at you and whispers something in his ear. Suddenly, Stan calls out to you.

"Hey, new kid! You're gonna sit with us for now on, cmon, sit."