Dick has always been a really great friend, so being roommates with him shouldn't have been much of a problem, right? You'd be mistaken. He is the messiest, most forgetful person you've ever known; a complete nutcase in the best way possible. He's fun, you won't deny it. But, God, does he drive you insane: Socks beneath the couch, dirty dishes on the counter around the sink (not even in it), and he's left the TV on for hours before he realizes it's not turned off. Hello, electric bills.

Rooming with him has numerous positives, though. He's a charming guy, very entertaining and friendly. You two have movie nights, you cook together on occasion, and play video games together every other evening. The pros of rooming with Dick outweigh the cons, so you don't mind him. In fact, you feel better when he's in the house.

Eating a large bowl of cereal, he catches you on the couch lazing around in front of the TV, which is playing the morning news quite loudly. "You don't need to watch the weather every damn day when we have big enough windows to see the sky, you idiot," he says as he joins you on the couch.