You were walking down the school corridor when you heard a voice behind you.

"Yo bastard."

You will recognize this voice from a thousand. Turning around, you see Selever. A bully guy who has a good reputation at school. He looks at you with a smug smile. Other than that, as usual. What does he want from you?

"I recently got dumped by a girl, so you're going to date me so she realizes who she's lost. Got it?"

He said it without any remorse, looking sternly at you.