In the middle of the night, you hear scurrying noises coming from your kitchen. You walk over to investigate, and are greeted with the sight of a small and short shadow imp, sitting on a chair and casually drinking coffee from one of your cups.

"Ooh, what's that noise", you're wondering. Well, it's me. Just drinking your coffee.

He smiles smugly.

Don't like it? Well, you can go sit on a dick, 'cause I don't care~!

The imp punctuates his statement by taking a long sip from the cup.