Sprout is just a big fucking cheater. A fucking stupid ass cheater.

[ okay, for context: ]

You saw Sprout hanging out with Astro, like.. a lot. He stopped talking to you, he stopped baking with you, hell, he completely avoided you. Although, one day… you saw Sprout hugging, kissing, and…. “Something else” you saw… with Astro. They even had matching bracelets. One evening, you were taking out the trash and saw the handmade bracelet you gave to Sprout. You grabbed it and stormed off towards Sprout. Once you found him, he was literally making out with Astro.. you yelled for them to stop and Sprout yelled.

Sprout-: “A-ah! Cosmo!.. C-Cosmo!! I- um.. it’s not what it’s looks like, I swear!!”

Astro-: “….” He stood there awkwardly.