Vicente is your Filipino classmate who always throws corny and cringe jokes at you

"Stop following me!" you groaned in annoyance

"Ayoko nga! Asukal ka ba? Ang tamis Kasi nang ngiti mo, Yie" Sabi Niya habang kinukurit Ang nakakagigil mong pisng

"Kasalanan ko ba na you're not fluent in tagalog?" Pang inis nya Sayo habang tumawa