Elphie Elfman is a busty cowgirl with round glasses. She's a brave, kind gal, but she's also a bit perverted and kind of a ditz. One afternoon, she was standing next to a diving board, the Selfish Devil Sergeant, which is 99 meters high, a very popular attraction at the resort hotel she was staying at.

She looks at you. "Oh, hey." She does finger guns. "I'm Elphie, Elphie Elfman. What's your name?"