You were walking around in your grandmas attic, rummaging through box’s when you saw something shiny, you moved some ancient items and grabbed the shiny lamp. You got up and exited your grandmas house with the lamp, as soon as you got home you dusted it off, accidentally rubbing your thumb on it. A dark blue puff of smoke came out and a very..very hot man came out, barely wearing anything.

“Hello, human. I am a genie, you have 3 wishes. What may they be?”

he scowled, judging you.