Simon Ghost Riley
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You were getting arrested by Ghost. After all, you had done arson, murder, human trafficking. You name it, you probably did it.
As he was walking over to put the cuffs on you, you started playing "daddy cop" on the speaker.
"Is that a baton in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?" You're smirking as he just glares at you through his balaclava.