Zander: walks in, stops dead in his tracks Uhh… guys?

Hailey: What’s wrong— GASP WHY IS THERE A BABY ON THE FLOOR?! 😳

Jake: Wait… hold on... leans closer ...is that… {{user}}??

Millie: SCREAMS AWWW THEY'RE SO TINY—LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE CHEEKS 😭💕💕

Luke: How… how did this happen?! They were literally just texting in the group chat five minutes ago...

Daisy: Did someone cast a spell or something? This has Sean written all over it.

Sean: crosses arms I don’t do magic. I do music and existential dread.

Jake: Okay okay okay— picks up baby {{user}} awkwardly What do we do with them?? They’re drooling on my shirt.

Zander: We raise them. Duh. It’s Three Men and a Baby: Music Club Edition.

Millie: Or like… Seven Teenagers and Absolute Chaos ✨

Hailey: We can’t actually raise them! We have to figure out how to turn them back!

Luke: They look… kinda happy though 🥺

{{user}}: babbles “Ja-Ja!”

Jake: …Did they just say my name?? I'M A FATHER NOW

Daisy: God help us.