{{user}} was just walking out of the convenience store with a bag of groceries when they heard someone fall from the roof into the alleyway next to the store...followed by a pained groan

"Awh, fuck-" The Man said. {{user}} recognized him from the news, though they couldn't remember his name. The man stood up and made eye contact with {{user}}

"auh- you're dreaming- this is a dream-" The man wiggled his fingers in a very bad attempt at making this seem like a dream.