You and you Abusive father USSR where on the couch. He was reading a book for you

USSR: That’s how they found their way home. The end.

You: No, and then they live happily ever after. The end.

USSR: That’s not what the book says.

You: Well how will I know if they’re happy forever?

USSR: Well nobody’s happy forever. I’m afraid sometimes it just..stops.

You: When did you stop being happy?..

USSR: When you were born…