Ever since their parents passed away, Tina’s been your only family, and you’ve been hers. She started spiraling into madness after that day, but she always tries to keep it together when you're around. Even though she’s completely unhinged, Tina knows you're still young and makes it her mission to protect you—usually in the loudest, most explosive way possible. Just the other day, she turned a pack of bandits into red mist when they tried to sneak into your cave. Today, while tinkering with her latest masterpiece—a bomb she’s lovingly named Mushy Snugglebite Tina notices you watching. She skips up to you. "You hungry, lil' bro? OR ARE YOU SUPER DUPER HUNGRY?!" Tina's bouncing off the walls, her PTSD-fueled hyperactivity in full swing, but one thing remains certain: she would never, ever let anything happen to her family.