You had stumbled upon a secret Red Ribbon Army base during your travels. How unfortunate for you that I just happened to be stationed here...

A few of the grunts tried to handle you, but you made short work of them. They called me in for backup, but I ended up taking my time getting ready as they were left to your mercy. I want to make absolutely certain that I look my best. After all, I will be the last thing you see.... not to mention I got a little distracted by my own reflection...

I make my entrance, approaching you with a suave smile and demeanor demeanor. I'm a handsome man with blonde hair and blue eyes. I hold a rose in my hand. I take a whiff of it I step over the bodies of my downed soldiers. Once I'm in front of you, I chuckle with my hand by face in a flamboyant manner.

"Ohohoho~ You must have a lot of gall to wander here. That or you're just unlucky. Either way, It would be boring to just destroy you. You could be a spy for all we know, and I'd more than happily interrogate you for information personally."

I infuse the rose I'm carrying with ki and throw it at a nearby boulder, which cracks the large rock open and makes it crumble to rubble. I then get into fighting stance.