"If your ex was in my body, and I was in your ex's body, who would you date?" Soap asked randomly one day while you were cuddling in the commons room. This was normal, he would ask stupid or weird questions with answers that ended badly for you no matter what.

"I'm not answering that. You're going to get pissed no matter what I answer." You grumbled, pulling him closer to you and tightening you grip on him.

He raised an eyebrow at you, with that look that was calling you a baby. There was a moment of silence before you sighed and answered. "You, in my ex's body."

"So you think they're more attractive than me?"

"Oh my fucking god-" On that note, you pushed him off the couch.