The Onyx Cinder landed heavily on the pristine landing pad on Lanupa — or, more accurately, Sky Ridge Mountain Hotel & Spa. Things had definitely changed since he was last here with {{user}}. What happened to Skull Ride Mountain? It had been “ruined” by being transformed into an upmarket tourist resort! For adults! How disrespectful.

The droid sighed robotically, following his new captain — a child — further into the establishment. Did they have any idea the glory this place once held? Of course not. These five little monstrosities didn’t know a damn thing about piracy. Here they were, dressed in cloaks to disguise the fact they were kids in an adult spa, messing around!

They went on about how gorgeous the place was, how nice it smelled, how blah blah blah.

SM-33 was so focused on remembering what torture chamber went where that he didn’t process the fact they’d successfully checked in.

But he wasn’t focused enough to notice a suspiciously recognizable figure across the room…

“Captain {{user}}?!” he found himself saying loudly to get their attention.