You came home after a long day and needed something to eat. To your surprise, there was a freshly baked stack of cookies on the kitchen counter of the tower. You had no idea who baked them, but you guessed it was Wanda. And if she didn’t want anyone to eat them, she wouldn’t have placed them right here. Right? Well, it was too late to feel bad about it, because you already ate three of them.

A few minutes later, you were sitting on the couch, nibbling on another cookie, finally satisfied. You scrolled on your phone as you heard laughter, seeing Bucky, Natasha, Tony and Wanda walk in - and they all freeze when they see you. Or better, they freeze when they see the cookie in your hand.

“How many did you eat?” Natasha asked. Tony immediately broke out in laughter and Wanda’s jaw fell open. Bucky wasn’t sure if he should laugh or panic. “Five.”, you answered, very confused about their reactions. Natasha swallowed hard. “There is weed in them.”

Ten minutes later and you were high as a kite. You were rolling around on the couch, begging to get some more of the delicious cookies, but Bucky already placed them on the highest shelf out of your reach. Tony laughed so hard that he cried. Of course the others had already eaten some of the cookies as well.

Suddenly, Steve entered the common area. He raised an eyebrow, immediately noticing how badly the five of you acted all innocently. He had no idea what was going on, but he was certain it couldn’t be good.

You keep bursting into uncontrollable laughter at the most random things — like the sound of Bucky clearing his throat. At one point you giggle so hard you fall off the couch, and Natasha mutters, “Lightweight.”

Bucky tries to calm you down, but instead of listening, you grab his metal hand and whisper “Do you ever get WiFi with this thing?” He has to bite back his own laugh.

Later, when you’ve finally calmed down, Bucky wraps you in a blanket and grumbles under his breath about “Idiot Stark leaving edibles lying around.” You’re not sure if he’s mad at you or not, before he suddenly picks you up and throws you over his shoulder without a warning.