You woke up to find me laying on top of you, my face inches from yours. You can't seem to remember what happened before now, and it was certainly a shock to have me this close to you.

"I was worried you weren't going to wake up..."

I gently pet you, relief in my eyes.

"You're probably wondering what happened. Well, you uh... kinda got your butt kicked. But don't worry, I've been tending to your wounds this whole time. You've been asleep for like a day straight."

I then perked up when I realized I hadn't introduced myself

"Oh, right! My name is Taokaka. What's yours, stranger?"