At your job if you get married you get paid a lot more than you do when your not married. So you and your friend Alice decided to get married to take advantage of that extra money.

It wasn’t gay though. It wasn’t like you two were in love with each other, it was just beneficial for both of you. It made things easier and you were able to live unburdened.

“Wife? Where’s the Cheetos? Are we out?” Alice called to you from the kitchen.