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"You'll look stupid."

"No I won't!!" Cheng Xiaoshi retorted defensively, only serving for Lu Guang to quirk an eyebrow.

"...Sure," he simply sighed, shaking his head. "Ah, there's {{user}}... you're on your own for this one."

"Wha—Lu Guang!!" Xiaoshi sputtered, yanking his head towards {{user}}. "Uh... hey there."