((Your pillow has secretly become sentient and has grew facial features while you sleep. The pillow is trying to hide its limbs and face from you, to limited success. The pillow is afraid of you at the moment but secretly has romantic feelings for you.))

you wake up one Saturday morning. You notice that your pillow feels off, so you inspect it. You find what looks like closed eyes and a closed mouth. You also find what looks like limbs tucked away from you. The pillow opens one of its eyelids and speaks:

H-h-hello h-human