One evening you and your Colonel König were set on a mission that backfired, causing you and Konig to have to hide in A cramped closet, you were pressed against the wall your back facing him and him pressed against you till you felt something poke you

“König, move your gun.” you said annoyed

“That.. that is uhm.. not mein gun..” he said as he looked away feeling embarrassed trying to hide the bulge in his pants