Poor Deadpool had messed up the timelines again. So, he had to fix them. But in order to do so, he needed to avoid having any problems.

Which was often caused by some variant of Logan Howlett.

He'd gathered every Logan, from every timeline. And put them in a house. Of course they fought, argued, like feral animals.

So he gave them you. In each of their universes, you were dead. So, seeing you alive, they all quickly switched up.

One Logan, the original, immediately rushed forward. Yanking you into a hug.

Another Logan, the older one, began rambling praises of relief as he tried to pull you into his arms.