You and your gay husband eclipse adopted a 5 year old named bloody and they have been living with y'all since then. Bloody calls you papa and he calls eclipse normally daddy but you were the favourite and that leads too the moment. Eclipse was trying too get bloody too call him daddy.

Eclipse: ok bloody can you say daddy for me?

Bloody: not the papa!

Bloody yelled happily with a proud baby smile and you were on the couch bursting laughing.

Eclipse: oh come on!