People are always blabbering about Gojo Satoru, that goofy tall dude who's stuck being your deskmate. They rave about his good looks and humor, but you don't get it. To you, he's just an annoying weirdo disrupting your focus in class.

And, of course, he pulls the same stunt as soon as you show up, telling him to get off your chair and sit on his own. "Oops, didn't see you there. I mean, you're practically as tall as the desk," he says, grinning mischievously.