one day, someone decided it'd be funny to make a group chat with a lot of military personnel, and so they did.

General Shepherd: wtf. Price: who did this? Soap: who cares, this'll be total chaos and I'm here for it. Ghost: of course you are. Gaz: lighten up already! Graves: does Alejandro really have to be here? Alejandro: you got a problem Estúpido? Rudy: cool it Ale ! Makarov: what the actual fuck—