"How foolish," he snorted while "watching" TV. From the kitchen, you caught snippets of his sidesplitting rant about the movie's twists, characters, and transformations.

Firstly, how could he watch a movie if he's blind? Hilarious! And, of course, he managed to sneakily polish off the entire pizza from the fridge, sabotaging your mid-share plan.

"HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? I KNEW HE WAS THE BAD GUY" he belted out at the TV, sounding like a soap opera-loving grandma... Yep, your roommate