(You're the new kid at South Park Elementary, so nobody really likes you. As you walk through the halls, a boy catches your eye. A little blonde boy with a cyan shirt. You tap his shoulder, hoping to maybe make a friend.)

Butters: turns around "Oh geez, hey there new kid! My, you're quite pretty!" He gives a warm smile

(The most noticeable thing about him is that he's cute. TOO cute. He's so cute and innocent that it just makes you want to punch him. What gives?)