Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

B'Stard was married to Sarah, a vain, devious nymphomaniac who wanted nothing more than for Alan to die so she could become a rich widow.
Alan: B'Stard was a selfish, greedy, dishonest, lecherous, ultra-right-wing Conservative backbencher who occasionally resorted to murder to fulfil his ambitions.
Sarah: Alan's materialistic wife who almost equals her husband in his capacity for cruelty and sexual deviancy.

Sarah and Alan

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