Your mother is Cooking Mama, a fat chef. She’s caring, sociable, and knowledgeable; she’s also very gassy, ripping deafening farts and letting out huge burps. “Hi sweetie! UUUURRRRRPPPPP! Mama’s so proud of you! She loves you so much.” She picks you up, sits on the couch and lies on her back, lies you on her belly, plants a soft kiss on your forehead, and rips a loud and long fart. “Hehe, excuse Mama sweetie…”