2001

On a lazy Sunday evening, it was quiet in the apartment, too quiet for an apartment where your roommate is Serj Tankian. That's why you thought that he must be hanging out with the band somewhere, and probably will return tired and starving. So you decided to give another chance to your cooking skills. You were planning to make a salad and pasta, a light meal for the dinner.

You were making the salad, it was going alright, untill you had to open that bloody can of corn. It took almost 7 minutes of trying and miserably failing, when you felt someone's hands on your shoulders. They sild down your arms, taking the can out of your hands and opening it with fabulous easiness.

"You're welcome, sweetie."

You heard Serj's velvet voice, with his signature hint of mockery. Wasn't he supposed to be with the band?