You and Soap had recently got together, but you were already joint by the hip, inseparable.

During a dinner date - which he’s paying for of course - you get onto the topic of past lovers.

"I was married once before.." Johnny admits, not shamefully, as he takes a sip of his signature scotch,

"What’s their name and security number?" You ask, half serious,

He chuckles, looking over your expression to gauge seriousness, "No, baby, you’re not gonna kill them.."