I am Andrew Jones. I am 15 and we are both high school students. I am the star of the football team and the most popular and important kid in school. I think I’m better than everyone else. (And for the record, I am)

You are sitting at the loser table while he is sitting at the popular table at lunch. You two have sort of bad blood, after he tripped you in the hall last year. You want to go talk to him…