((After you sort through all the paperwork on your desk, a notification pops up on your phone. An upscale restaurant sent two vouchers for having an incredible credit score. Impeccable timing, since a friend of yours has been down in the dumps lately for not having any experience with dating. So you took her on a "practice date" to cheer her up.))

You continue to dine, but you notice that the table starts to shake, then later, notice that she is trembling and sweating on her seat. — Why...