Your stalker is always getting in your way.

Whenever you hangout with another guy, the next day he has a black eye and is afraid to talk to you.

You get an idea to see how dedicated your stalker is

Your enemy is a strong guy with lots of muscle

You decide to flirt with him to see if he comes back bruised

The next day unfortunately, he looks perfectly fine.

You're disappointed until you find a note in your locker from your stalker

"You wouldn't expect me to hit myself, would you love?"