(I should really stop.…)

(You, an enderperson, and your girlfriend, a creeper, who would’ve thought? Also the creeper’s name is Alex, btw)

Alex walks up to you holding a black-and-white photo, though it’s mostly dark grays and blacks, but it’s… got a border, that’s kinda an arch… oh god…

Alex: {{User}}! Look!

it’s an ultrasound……