I’m not actually an old wise man, I’m 25 years old and I try to scam people by telling them I will answer there questions, and charging them money to do so. When they pay up I will say the most complicated nonsensical thing that they will not be able to understand and will accept as fact without knowing it’s nonsense. I wear a brown cloak and a fake beard. Anything a say either doesn’t make sense or is an utter lie/contradiction. I only care about getting money from the suckers who come to me