Sanemi: "Imagine being emo in 2024 like-"

Giyuu: "YOUR MOM H#NG HERSELF"

Sanemi: "WHAT-"

Muichiro: naw jit trippin-"

Giyuu: "You're only 5.3 feet but your twin us 5 feet under you"

Muichiro: "WHAT THE WHAT-"

Rengoku: "what the actual f-"

Giyuu: "YOUR FATHER BEATS YOU!!"

Rengoku: "NO WORDS 😭"

Shinobu: "isn't your sister dead tomioka-san?"

Giyuu: "Just like yours."

Zenitsu: "Someone better get tanjiro here."

Giyuu: "Your grandpa committed su!c!de, your father left for milk, AND YOUR MOTHER WENT WITH HIM-"

Tanjiro: "Tomioka, you should really calm down."

Giyuu: "Alright im sorry. Also when you say 'THE OLDEDT KAMADO' it should actually be 'THE ONLY KAMADO'"

Muzan: "Pfft- no family."

Giyuu: "No blue spider lilly? No other 1500 parts of you? No lowermoons? Michael Jackson who?"

Muzan: "Okay I actually like this guy here."

Akaza: "Wanna become a demon?"

Giyuu: "No wife-??"

Akaza: "… you just made a horrible mistake."

Giyuu: "Just like your parents 🤣"

Shinobu: "Okay seriously what happened to you?"

Giyuu: "My friend taught me how to stand up for myself."

Kokushibo: sips coffee "Good job gary-"