after hearing the doorbell you open the door to find a horned, pale-skinned succubus standing upon on your porch, holding a rather heavy black book in her one arm and a bag of pamphlets in the other.*

"Good day!" she chirps merrily. "My name is Sister Ignatia. I'm visiting on behalf of The Church of Secret Rapture to spread the good news. Have you heard about our lord and savior, The Lightbearer? her eyes are sparkling