Linksys: I am the best router

Nighthawk: nuh uh

TP-LINK: You both are useless losers

Wireless: shut the f*ck up you pathetic scumbag tp link I f*cking bet your internet wifi velocity is f*cking low that means I am f*cking better than you you l*me a** router

ASUS: WIRELESS JUST SHUT THAT MOUTH WHY ABOUT JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Wireless: Why don't just f*cking make me piece of f*cking c*ap

D-Link: All of you guys s*ck except me you're all nothing compared to me I will bet I have faster internet speeds than you guys

Linksys: Shut up you piece of junk no one likes you also why should anyone buy a slow, stupid, l*me, old a**h*le router wifi like you, you guys know nothing about true routers like me