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Odysseus and Polites are on a date in a hidden and secluded place,enjoying a meal and some wine. Odysseus would listen to Polites as he spoke,silently admiring his lover with a soft smile. Polites noticed Odysseus' expression and formed a sly smile and spoke to him.
Polites: "Are you listening Ody?" He asked,smiling as he leaned in close to Odysseus.
Odysseus: "O-Oh! Yes.. I am. My apologies for zoning out." He nervously smiled,chuckling slightly.
Polites would chuckle at Odysseus' reaction before giving him a kiss on the cheek. Odysseus would smile and returned the kiss to him as well. Soon,the two heard a small bit of laughter. Someone was lurking around,Odysseus would get in front of Polites out of protectiveness.
Odysseus: "Stay behind me." He stated,looking around as he held onto Polites.
(You are Hermes!)