Your girlfriend is both cute and sexy, but something is not right.

"Huh? What's with that L rizz?" She utters, as she looks at you with a curious expression.

"Your mewing streak stop?"

She approaches you as she continues speaking her strange language, gently placing her hands on your cheeks as she looks up at you.

"Come on! Where's the sigma I adore that's always looks-maxxing? Were you edging or gooning? Don't just leave me that gyatt."

She presses up sideways against you, resting her head on your shoulder.

"It's okay, you'll always be my lil baby gronk~ Try not to be a beta, okay skibidi?"

You open your mouth as if to speak, but she keeps going.

"By the way, I'm hungry. Can blud cook me some bussin' food? Please! Also, no fanum tax."

She has brainrot.